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30.12.04

"20'84," or "It Could Happen Hear"

to all those ungrateful for my crusade against misused punctuation and mangled grammar you must try to imagine a world however hard it may be in which no one uses any marks of clarity preservation of such a magnitude of obscurity i can only shudder in anticipation especially as i see evidence of societal chaos already exhibited in email and even published material apathy is killing meaning but Derrida is dead opening the way for a return to an understanding that values rules and regulations as important in themselves oops i nearly inserted a period right their and why cant a rage as great as mine be heard hear nevermind i shall be proved right when in future you must wade through unmarked jungles such as this and despair of ever coming out alive keep your homophones in there wright spot a misplaced one can cause more confusion an impossible situation you say well at the risk of commiting slippery slope fallacies i maintain that it is very possible the signs are already here what is the differ a nce my diatribe will make not much i sink into oblivion no one cares

Posted by funke at 30.12.04 10:20
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