How To Disappear Completely

taming a liger: unexpected spiritual lessons from Napoleon Dynamite

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From the Family Christian Stores catalogue.

What next? Monty Python prayer guides? Napoleon Dynamite is one of my favorite movies, but this seems a bit much...