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I've joined the ranks of AIM users. Email me if you want my screen name.
Because I don't believe in collecting keychains.
"...And I do solemnly swear NEVER to use the acronym lol, nor shall I EVER reduce the second person pronoun to the single letter u."
(This statement is one that a secret member of the Hyphen Order in the GrammarNazi Brethren has to sign before she can register for an AIM account. At least, she needs to if she desires to sleep well at night. Without fear of having the Rules of Grammar squiggled all over her kneecaps with a permanent marker. Dangling modifers! Degeneration has started already!)