How To Disappear Completely: The worst part about being single is that you can't finish the milk before it starts to crawl back out of the carton

17.09.05

The worst part about being single is that you can't finish the milk before it starts to crawl back out of the carton

My milk glopped into my cereal bowl this morning. I glopped it into the sink. I went to the store this afternoon. I bought my milk by the pint, something I've never had to do before ("they come in pints?").

Posted by funke at 17.09.05 12:53 | TrackBack | Posted to Culinary Caprices

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It sounds like you need to consume your milk faster. Perhaps put more of it in your tea or coffee, and adopt a pet kitten who'd enjoy saucers of milk.

Posted by: jollyswan at 17.09.05 16:38

Even when there are two of us in the house, the milk goes bad. I hate how much food we waste! It's terrible! I think I need to invent a special computerized refrigerator, that keeps track of my inventory and what the expiration dates are and how long I've had veggies in there! My fridge is an ongoing science experiment!

Posted by: vocalviolinist at 18.09.05 6:52

ha!

we buy tons of milk, with a pregnant woman, a 1-year-old, and a guy who loves his cookies. I only wish it came in 2-gallon containers :-)

and that it was cheaper.

Posted by: bobw at 18.09.05 21:04