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My friend Ruth Moon is a genius. Between the two of us, we solved all my problems regarding how to return to Oxford at an affordable rate: I simply need to find a sexy Brit to marry, and then I can float through the system of higher education by virtue of my highly subsidizable status (as UK citizen). The plan is flawless, one truly inspired by the fates themselves.
So, if any of you happen to know of any eligible UK bachelors out there (Scottish most highly preferred)....
Posted by funke at 28.09.05 5:37 | TrackBack | Posted to Introspective AnalysisYour perfect plan has less than perfect timing.
A Scottish friend of mine from Glasgow who was in my Navigators' group, Ali, just got engaged the other day. He's the bass player in the band "Poor Old Ben", but he's no longer eligible.
Posted by: Joel Swanson at 28.09.05 19:52Tragic!
Posted by: funke at 28.09.05 20:18