The fencing team seems to be low on the recreational facility administrators totem pole. Often we come to practice to find our gym occupied by wrestlers, soccer players, or volleyball tournaments.
"Hm. Looks as if we'll have to practice somewhere else today."
"Why not the stairwells?" I suggest.
"Oh, I see. Film fencing."
"Hey, I totally joined this team so I could swing from the chandeliers!"