How To Disappear Completely

White Rabbit

I shall explain the white rabbit game.

The origins are such that only Tuggy can explain them. But she holds the ancient traditions, so just ask her for more detailed instructions.

The rules are simple, involving only an element of retentiveness ("..some kings are amnesiac...others in the opposite way, whatever that is...Elephantine? No, retentive!" ~R & G).

Really, the game is as simple as keeping track of the calendar.

The first day of every month, you simply wish everyone a "White Rabbit." You must do this before they do. You can also be sneaky, calling at 12:01am on the appropriate day, calling parents' cell phones and asking to speak to their children, emailing Jefferson Airplane songs, twisting Alice in Wonderland pictures to your own evil purposes by posting them unexplained on your blog.

My sister and I play our own private version of "Brown Dust Bunnies," mostly because Anna was never really sure of the exact phrasing.

It's a fun game. But you will just have to start playing in December, as I have already wished you all a very happy White Rabbit.