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Okay, I found this email forward to be rather funny....although I must admit to feeling slightly guilty about finding it funny...
1) Schizophrenia---- Do You Hear What I Hear, the Voices, the Voices?
2) Amnesia-- I Don't Remember If I'll be Home for Christmas
3) Narcissistic-- Hark the Herald Angels Sing About Me
4) Manic-- Deck The Halls And Walls And House And Lawn And Streets And Stores And Office And Town And Cars And Buses And Trucks And Trees And Fire Hydrants And...........
5) Multiple Personality Disorder----We Three Queens Disoriented Are
6) Paranoid---Santa Claus Is Coming To Get Us
7) Borderline Personality Disorder--- You Better Watch Out, You Better not Shout, I'm Gonna Cry, and I'll not Tell You Why
8) Full Personality Disorder--- Thoughts of Roasting You On an Open Fire
9) Obsessive Compulsive Disorder---Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells
10) Agoraphobia---I Heard the Bells on Christmas Day But Wouldn't Leave My House
11) Senile Dementia---Walking In a Winter Wonderland Miles from My House in My Slippers and Robe
12) Oppositional Defiant Disorder---I Saw Mommy Kissing Santa Claus So I Burned Down the House
13) Social Anxiety Disorder---Have Yourself a Merry Little Christmas While I Sit Here and Hyperventilate
14) Attention Deficit Disorder--We Wish You......Hey Look!! It's Snowing!!!
Posted by funke at 21.12.06 14:00I don't think you have to feel guilty about it. Mania is about right, I'd say from my experience.
Posted by: Evan Donovan at 21.12.06 22:01Okay, then. I shall be unapologetically mirthful. :)
Posted by: funke at 22.12.06 17:55Chortle!
Posted by: Joanna at 23.12.06 9:10Tim's contribution:
NRA member (do they qualify as psychologically challenged?): Up on the housetop, reindeer pause...shoot the suckers!
Posted by: Tim and Joanna at 23.12.06 9:13Well, I am not sure if defending the 2nd ammendment counts as psycological obsession, but we'll include them anyway. Very funny.
Posted by: funke at 23.12.06 22:09psychological
Posted by: damien at 24.12.06 7:04