Latest Articles by Sarah Canice Funke
I seem to have entangled myself in a number of poking wars on Facebook. It is best not to get involved in poking wars with athletic people because they are dang competitive, but well, once you start there is no going back. I suggested to one participant that we call it a cold war, but when told that "cold wars are boring, something with spice is more exciting," well, I just couldn't resist replying with the following:
A long time ago, in a Seasoning far far away...
It is a period of Civil War. Rosemary Spiceships, striking from a hidden spice cabinet, have won their first victory against the evil Paprika Empire.
During the battle, Rosemary spies managed
to steal secret plans to the Empire's
ultimate weapon, the Dill Star, an
armored spice station with enough
cayenne pepper to destroy an entire planet.
Pursued by the Empire's sinister agents,
Princess Lemon Grass races home aboard her
spiceship, custodian of the stolen plans
that can save her people and restore
fennel to the galaxy....
May the Fennel be with you...
Posted by: jolly at 27.01.07 9:30