How To Disappear Completely

Did you know that math accounts for 2% of the population?

The other 98% must be imagined...

Actually, you can change the numbers around: they aren't taken from any study. I just felt like quipping a snarky line about the way statistics work.

I feel like this should go in a poem somewhere. I am just too lazy to write one.

The stars shone more brightly then.
We just couldn't see them.

So if you, dear Reader, feel so inclined to write a poem, do so in the comments section below. Whether your creations are funny, tragic, inspirational, or didactic, I will read them all, and this blog will be a better place because of it.