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"So, like, do you guys call them Zed Zed Top??"*
~Ashley the American
*Provoked by the Canadian insistence on pronouncing "zee" as "zed"
The hilarious thing was that the other girls in the car had no idea who ZZ Top was, but I nearly drove off the road in laughter.
I tried to sing this White Stripes song for Ashley, since her last name is Rattner, and there are some that know her as "The Ratt." However, it is harder to sing than you might imagine...I think I did a better job pulling off the guitar part...
White Stripes: I Think I Smell A Rat
Ashley and I decided that we were the same person because
1) We both like Radiohead
2) We are both American
3) We both play the ukelele (sort of)
4) We both fence
5) We both have llamas
6) We were both president of our 4-H club
We could really be the yin-yang of the same basic personality: she is the loud me. Or I am the quiet her.
Her parents were Dead Heads. Her goal in life is to see Guster in concert more times than her parents saw the Deads. She is only halfway there yet.