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Sousaphone Hero

I personally want one of these, if only to achieve the satisfaction of the Ultimate Career Move: "In the career mode, you can rise from playing in park gazebos for church picnics to performing in the halftime show of the Harvard-Yale game," Hendleman said. "If you score enough points, you can unlock the ultimate level: playing in the John Philip Sousa–led Marine Band at Grover Cleveland's inauguration."

Personally, I am disappointed that the projected Steam Calliope Hero had to be shelved because of Sousaphone Hero's sluggish sales...

And....Happy White Rabbit!