How To Disappear Completely

register me at the registry

I am officially registered to vote in Massachusetts now. Farewell, O Colorado rez. I experienced a pang of nostalgia this morning as I relinquished my old license. I am now a Democrat, as the only thing being Republican gets you in this state is the right to choose the losing candidate. In any case, the way the political scene is going these days, I'd prefer to be an Independent, but that only gets me rights slightly more significant than a doorpost's. Apparently when you have political views that entail being left alone, people go on and make decisions without you. Unless you live in Montana.

On the bright side, I have successfully infiltrated the democratic ranks and may now begin wreaking libertarian havoc from the inside. As Baldric would tell Blackadder, "I have a cunning plan."